pop large blisters after shower.
cupcakes best when warm and many.
always give katfucious frosty first time she asks.
better to just call angry parent than have to break car window.
tennis shoes on water ride make for pruney feet.
always consider side mirrors when passing vehicle.
when jumping on bed, first remove pencils.
doorway best run through when door is open.
keeping books one month makes for owe lots of money.
when attempting spike ball, do not land beneath opponent.
pictures best taken with film in camera.
crossing country for spoon makes big bruise when land under football player.
green onion and fruit no mix.
when tricking friend in car, make sure it right car.
frisbee better caught with hands than stomach.
"all you can eat" not mean you have to.
